You will break into a lot of belly laughs because of the jokes…

Can we have our teacher back？

　　Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a small boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

An Artist

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings

on display at that time.　"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "He was your doctor."

The Frogs and the Well

　　Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh(沼泽) dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if they can get them. By and by they came to a deep well, and one of them looked down into it, and said to the other, "This looks a nice cool place. Let us jump in and settle here." But the other, who had a wiser head on his shoulders, replied, "Not so fast, my friend. Supposing this well dried up like the marsh, how should we get out again?"

Good news and bad news

　　The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired.

　　one day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?" "The good news!" they all shouted. 　　"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing." "Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers. "And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert .... 　

I Love You, Too

　　Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear.Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry.

The Clever Dog

　　A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally. Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"